82* Real girls eat cake

Is it mockery or is it actual art? For sure, it’s music. And it’s hilariously great.

Last week one of my best friends mentioned this boy-band that got her as obsessed as One Direction because of its cheesy tunes but with less cliché lyrics… actually they got nearly no conventional lyrics at all.

The Janoskians

Can you believe that this band’s name is an acronym for “Just Another Name Of Silly Kids In Another Nation”? At least that’s what Wikipedia claims.

Formed by 5 australian kids currently living in L.A. this comical/musical group has taken over Youtube!

Fun-fact: Three of its members are brothers (two of them -sexy- twins) and the other two are their best-friends.

Here you can watch the official -and explicit- video of today’s song which includes a highly criticized vocabulary and some nonsense lyrics but in general a heroic message to all GIRLS: stop worrying about your size, EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT, never forget you’re beautiful and that anybody who loves you wouldn’t change a thing about you.

About the music, this song has a tropical laid back rhythm that speeds up perfectly at the chorus and makes you feel uplifted at the end. About the video, seriously GO watch it now.

…And here the funny lyrics:

Hey girl,
I see you made an effort with your lipstick,
But you got some on your teeth
You fucking dipshit,
You’re like a hot mess and I like it
Let’s go,
When we go out we make a great team,
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
You’re my kind of girl and I like it

I’ll be the first to take you to the prom at our school,
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(it’s really stupid, this song).

I don’t need a girl to worry about a thigh gap,
I like the fact that you don’t give a shit about that,
You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
‘Cause real girls eat cake.
To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima,
The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror.
When you’re with me you can be who you are for fuck sake
‘Cause real girls eat cake.

I really really like the way your face is (it’s beautiful),
Even when there’s food stuck in your braces (yummy),
But I still snog you ’cause I like it (yeah, yeah, yeah).
Let me have a word with your mum ’cause she’s sexy (she’s sexy)
It must run in your genes if you get me,
I gotta admit that I like her (yeah, yeah, yeah).


Chocolate, strawberry, banana,
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake.
And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon
And herb cake.
And some fat cake over there
Tomato sauce cake over there.
Vegemite cake oh what other cakes can we have?
Fucking Jacob Fultons mmm fucking cake


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